Fun Quotes About Hot Tubs


fun hot tub quotes

ThermoSpas likes to have a little fun from time to time. This week, we caught ourselves looking up a few quotes about hot tubs. From celebrities to politicians to authors, there are some fun thoughts on the hot tub and why they love them so much.

“I feel sexy when I get out of the hot tub – your skin is fresh and you’ve put up your hair without looking.”
Shania Twain

Shania has the right idea. A hot tub refreshes the body, makes you feel relaxed, and can even give you that sexy glow we all hope for. If we had to guess, Shania Twain probably has a nice two person hot tub that’s perfect for personal use. A simple indoor hot tub like our Maui Aquatic Series hot tub perhaps, a compact and energy efficient tub perfect for two or three people to relax and revive their bodies.

Jane Smiley, the award-winning American novelist uses her hot tub not only to relax but to soak up a little literary knowledge while she’s at it.

“Oh, that sound? I’m in the hot tub, reading a novel.”
Jane Smiley

“Hot tubs are like relationships! They’re almost too hot when you first get in, then after a while it’s pure comfort… But if you try to stay in one forever, you will become dehydrated and die! But hey, somehow we all get to drinking and find ourselves waking up in one.”
Zachary Taylor

Our 12th President sure had an interesting idea on relationships. He is right though, you should avoid staying in a hot tub for too long, or at least take a few breaks every 20 minutes or so to let your body cool down before getting back in. When you have a 4 person hot tub like the Concord, you can invite several guests over and enjoy the hot tub all together. Make sure to invite a few more than can fit so you can rotate and all stay cool enough not to dehydrate. And if you agree with President Taylor, try not to make it a couples night!

“For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It’s my best way to unblock writer’s block, too.”
Ellen Hopkins

Another great writer, Ellen Hopkins, uses her hot tub for relaxation and little inspiration. When sitting in a hot tub, you not only relax your body, you help relax your mind. You allow your cares, stresses, and worries to steam away like the rushing bubbles that are massaging your body. If you’re looking for inspiration or just a little down time before getting back into the swing of real life, the hot tub really is your best bet.

And of course, one of our favorite- though fictional- quotes, a little advice to George Costanza from his favorite boss:

“We all get a little cuckoo sometimes, George. I used to be like you. Berating personnel until they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey, just to upset people. Then I found a way to relax. I’ve got two words to say to you, George… Hot Tub!”
George Steinbrenner from Seinfeld

Don’t underestimate the power of the hot tub. As you can see from these examples, celebrities, politicians, writers, and singers know the ability a great hot tub can have on your body and mind. If you’d like to learn more about installing your own hot tub, contact ThermoSpas today, we’ll help you get the information you need to start you on your way to the most relaxing experience you’ll ever partake in.


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